Already got asked if we're dating
Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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