just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
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