and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
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Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
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I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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