This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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