Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
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Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
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I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
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