What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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