Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
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Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
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Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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