TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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