these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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