So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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