Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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