last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
is this the sara with the beer cane?
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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