no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
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His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
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Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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