so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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