...is it true? will i see you next weekend
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
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I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
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Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.