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GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED

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I feel like half our conversations start this way.

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(603): GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED (1-603): I feel like half our conversations start this way. http://tfl.nu/9770

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walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat

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watch out for the queen of hearts

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fuucck i forgot ab her

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(610): walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat (215): watch out for the queen of hearts (610): fuucck i forgot ab her http://tfl.nu/mo46

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I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.

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(410): I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think. http://tfl.nu/cvjv

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she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.

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(630): she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers. http://tfl.nu/u7sr

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we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"

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(631): we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!" http://tfl.nu/dw66

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my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..

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(856): my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original.. http://tfl.nu/vkug

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He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.

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(971): He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex. http://tfl.nu/3zjj

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searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this

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(760): searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this http://tfl.nu/chn0

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I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston

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(781): I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston http://tfl.nu/zjjv

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We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.

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(256): We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money. http://tfl.nu/cfn1

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The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.

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(847): The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling. http://tfl.nu/bvbt

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I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang

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(412): I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang http://tfl.nu/dtxk

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Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.

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(734): Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had. http://tfl.nu/a9pp

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legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20

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(218): legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20 http://tfl.nu/k23v

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(253): View more from Washington

Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.

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(253): Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight. http://tfl.nu/dlgc

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