Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
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