we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
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who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
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Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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