Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
