: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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