Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
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Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
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So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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