That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
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