I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
Randomize
