Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
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Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
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according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
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