before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
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