so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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