Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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