so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
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