just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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