just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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