So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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