awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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