hell yes lets make some ravioli
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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