yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
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My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
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Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
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