I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
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Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Just high enough for therapy.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
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looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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