she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
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Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
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Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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