i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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