So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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