he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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