Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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