He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Randomize
