I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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