shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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