He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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