A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
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The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
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Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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