Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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