Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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