So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
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