is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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