You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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