would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
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