I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
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