sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
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So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
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Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
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