No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
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Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
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You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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